Saturday, May 21, 2011

RAJINI is back aggggainnn​

When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....&
Now they call it as .............Wikipedia

Crazy people!!!! ;)

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When Rajnikant was a Student…!!!



Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!



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Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is

“Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.





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Rajnikant purchased a road roller…


Guess why??????


To Iron his Clothes……………………………

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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!



Sachin Tendulkar’s mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar…



And his coach’s name is ramaKANT J



Is there a need to say anything beyond this???

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Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…



..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well

 
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If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts! :D

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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"



He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"



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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….



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Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event…



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What do you think Vodafone 3G tag line should be :-

Faster ..

Better…

RAJNIKANT….





No it should be (strictly)



RAJNIKANT.

RAJNIKANT..

RAJNIKANT…



Mind it

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Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims

across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... the Titanic in the other

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“Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty”…..:P

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One more:



Once upon a time

Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth



Today that powder is known as



“AMBUJA CEMENT”

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Last & the best 1:::::



Rajnikant was teaching his son "How to use a pistol" in Chennai

& Osama died in Pakistan...

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