Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there
is not enough money?
is not enough money?
Why does someone Believe you
when you say there are four billion stars;
but have to check when you say
the paint is still wet?
when you say there are four billion stars;
but have to check when you say
the paint is still wet?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S'
in the word 'lisp'?
in the word 'lisp'?
If people evolved from apes,
Why are there still apes?
Why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?
are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something
new to eat will have materialized?
new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open
from the end on your first try?
from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't
we say, 'That really hurt, why don't
you watch where you're going?'
we say, 'That really hurt, why don't
you watch where you're going?'
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we
complained about the heat?
complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE.... ..
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
Now send this on to your friends
and let them smile too, because ...
A day without a smile is like
a day without sunshine!
and let them smile too, because ...
A day without a smile is like
a day without sunshine!
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