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You mean those are the best anyone can come up with? here are some:
# Ask not for whom the dog barks, it barks for thee.
# Ring door bell and run, the dog needs exercise!
# We serve only expensive wines, did you bring any?
# It's beer:30. You are right on time!
# Don't make me come out there! - Dog
# Dog is hiding in the bushes behind you! He knows you're here, act as if nothing has happened!
# Never drink alone, ring the doorbell!
# You can always re-take a class, but you can never re-live a party!
# Our dog is fluent in English, Afghan, Pekingese, Maltese, Pomeranian and has a fairly good grasp of bull Shih Tzu.
# Take one step back, explosively affectionate dog inside!
# A mat with shell designs: I used to be Mat but now...I am Shelly!
# We'd invite you in, but our life is already a mess!
# Pardon the condition of the lawns. We are not raising grass, we are raising babies!
# Leave it to the in-laws to arrive uninvited!
# If you are still standing here after 4 hours, seek immediate medical attention as you potentially are a moron!
# Our family...not estranged, just strange!!!
# Cover me, I am going in!
# Our other home is wherever we roam!
# Yes we have a doorbell but our dog is very fond of knockers!
# I'm not your doormat!
# Got Beer? No...then go away!!!
# My name is Mat...Door Mat!
# My house, love it or leave it!!!
# Enter at your own risk!
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