Sunday, September 4, 2011
BCCI REFUSES VIRGIN AIRLINE SPONSORSHIP
BOLD DECISION
Billionaire Virgin business group boss Richard Branson has offered to sponsor the Indian cricket team currently reeling after a string of tournament defeats.
However, the Board of Control for Cricket of India (BCCI) has politely refused the generous multi-million-pound offer by the cricket-mad magnate.
As one of the Board official snapped: "We can't have VIRGIN written on our shirts, when we're getting screwed in every match in England"!
Thursday, August 25, 2011
TRUCK PAINTERS...Simply Gr8
Here are the 8 pictures of European trucks whose trailers are decorated to look like the sides are missing and the products they are hauling are painted on the sides and back.
The first one is of a bottle of beer and looks so real, like it is coming out the side of the trailer.
The second is of a canvas tote bag.
The third is of Pepsi cases and they are all stacked on the ceiling, and the bottom of the trailer is empty.
The fourth is of another truck with the windshield facing the back, a driver painted in the driver's seat looking back over his shoulder to appear like he is driving backwards. (Now this one is just plain scary, even when the German reads 'On the wrong way?')...
The fifth one is of an aquarium with fish swimming in it.
The sixth one is of a bookshelf with books lined up in it and a post-it-note with an advertisement on it, probably for the company that sells the books.
The seventh one is for Pringles-Hot & Spicy. The 'inside' of the trailer has the appearance of having been through a fire.
& The Last One
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Best bus paint job Ever!
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Best bus paint job Ever!
IF U CROSS THE BORDER ILLEGALLY
IF U CROSS THE BORDER ILLEGALLY.............
If you cross the " The North Korean " border illegally, you get .....
12 years hard labour in an isolated prison .....
If you cross the " Iranian " border illegally, you get ..... detained
indefinitely .....
If you cross the " Afghan " border illegally, you get ..... shot .....
If you cross the " Saudi Arabian " border illegally, you get .....
jailed .....
If you cross the " Chinese " border illegally, you get ..... kidnapped
and may be never heard of - again .....
If you cross the " Venezuelan " border illegally, you get ..... branded
as a spy and your fate sealed .....
If you cross the " Cuban " border illegally, you get ..... thrown into
a political prison to rot .....
If you cross the " British " border illegally, you get ..... arrested,
prosecuted, sent to prison and be deported after serving your sentence .....
Now ..... if anybody cross our " Indian " border illegally, they can
get .....
1. A ration card
2. A passport ( even more than one )
3. A driver's licence
4. A voter identity card
5. Credit cards
6. A Haj subsidy
7. Job reservation
8. Special privilages for minorities
9. Government housing on subsidized rent
10. Loan to buy a house
11. Free education
12. Free health care
13. A lobbyist in New Delhi, with a bunch of media morons and a bigger
bunch of human rights activists promoting your " cause "
14. The right to talk about secularism, which I have not heard about in
your own country !
15. And of-course ..... voting rights to elect corrupt politicians who will
promote your community for their selfish interest in securing your votes
!!!
Hats off ..... to the .....
A. Corrupt and communal Indian politicians
B. The inefficient and corrupt Indian police force
C. The silly pseudo-secularists in India, who promote traitors staying
here
D. The amazingly lenient Indian courts and legal system
E. The selfish Indian citizens, who are not bothered about the dangers to
their own country
F. The illogically brainless human-rights activists, who think that
terrorists deserve to be dealt with by archaic laws meant for an era, when
human beings were human beings.
THE MINIMUM YOU CAN FORWARD THIS TO ALL
True Indian citizen
Wedding SQL Query
Wedding Query........ ........ (SQL Style)
HUSBAND’S QUERY
CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )
AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire'
AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null
AND Sisters =Full
SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance
FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout
SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker
SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW')
END
GO
Then the wife writes the below query:
DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;
HUSBAND’S QUERY
CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )
AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire'
AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null
AND Sisters =Full
SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance
FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout
SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker
SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW')
END
GO
Then the wife writes the below query:
DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;
