Thursday, August 25, 2011

IF U CROSS THE BORDER ILLEGALLY


IF U CROSS THE BORDER ILLEGALLY.............





If you cross the   " The North Korean "   border illegally,  you get .....
12 years hard labour in an isolated prison .....

If you cross the   " Iranian "    border illegally,  you get ..... detained
indefinitely .....
If you cross the   " Afghan "   border illegally,  you get ..... shot .....

If you cross the   " Saudi Arabian "   border illegally,  you get .....
jailed .....
If you cross the   " Chinese "   border illegally,  you get ..... kidnapped
and may be never heard of - again .....

If you cross the   " Venezuelan "   border illegally,  you get ..... branded
as a spy and your fate sealed .....

If you cross the   " Cuban "   border illegally,  you get ..... thrown into
a political prison to rot .....

If you cross the   " British "   border illegally,  you get ..... arrested,
prosecuted, sent to prison and be deported after serving your sentence .....

Now ..... if  anybody  cross  our  " Indian "   border illegally,  they can
get .....

1.   A ration card

2.   A passport  ( even more than one )

3.   A driver's licence

4.   A voter identity card

5.   Credit cards

6.   A Haj subsidy

7.   Job reservation

8.   Special privilages for minorities

9.   Government housing on subsidized rent

10. Loan to buy a house

11. Free education

12. Free health care

13. A lobbyist in New Delhi,  with a bunch of media morons and a bigger
bunch of human rights activists promoting your   " cause "

14. The right to talk about secularism,  which I have not heard about in
your own country  !

15. And of-course ..... voting rights to elect corrupt politicians who will
promote your community for their selfish interest in securing your votes
!!!
       Hats off   ..... to the .....
  A.   Corrupt and communal Indian politicians

B.   The inefficient and corrupt Indian police force

C.   The silly pseudo-secularists in India,  who promote traitors staying
here

D.   The amazingly lenient Indian courts and legal system

E.   The selfish Indian citizens,  who are not bothered about the dangers to
their own country

F.   The illogically brainless human-rights activists,  who think that
terrorists deserve to be dealt with by archaic laws meant for an era,  when
human beings were human beings.
THE MINIMUM YOU CAN   FORWARD THIS TO ALL


   True Indian citizen

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