Software Professional in Hell

Software Professional in Hell !

One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell.

 

Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see

 

how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes,

 

then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

 

The devil says "Five million dollars".

 

The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

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Thief was so jealous! s, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call my group

 

members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"

 

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil

 

how much do I need to pay for the call????

 

The devil says "Ten million dollars".

 

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

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Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my IT friends too",

 

He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various

 

technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he

 

asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

 

The devil says "Twenty dollars".

 

Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"

 

 

 

 

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Calling hell to hell is local call!!!

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Did we change the TECHNOLOGY??? OR It CHANGED us ????

Did we change the TECHNOLOGY???

OR

It CHANGED us ????

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The Manager fainted

A "Mallu" female (from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview or the post of a SECRETARY. When the manager saw the Mallu's colourfulattire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming "NOT THIS WOMAN." Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu. So he told her "If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance." The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK."

The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said : "I hearthe phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW......BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number...........Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok?Thank you." 


The Manager fainted 




Nothing PERSONAL...!!

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Don't mess with Senior Citizens

An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London's most expensive hotels. 
  When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00.

She explode and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth £250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast."
  The clerk told her that £250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use." 
'But I didn't use them," she said. 
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh, Glasgow, and Aberdeen performing here," the Manager said.

"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said. 
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"

The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager. 

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. "But madam, this cheque is only made out for £50.00." ''That's correct. I charged you £200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.

"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have." 
Don't mess with Senior Citizens 

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