Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Software Professional in Hell

Software Professional in Hell !

One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell.
 
Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see
 
how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes,
 
then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
 
The devil says "Five million dollars".
 
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
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Thief was so jealous! s, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call my group
 
members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
 
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil
 
how much do I need to pay for the call????
 
The devil says "Ten million dollars".
 
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
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Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my IT friends too",
 
He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various
 
technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he
 
asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
 
The devil says "Twenty dollars".
 
Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"
 
 
 
 
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cid:1306216497769cid:1306216497769cid:1306216497769Calling hell to hell is local call!!!

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