Monday, December 19, 2011

Son's Letter to his Dad

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I’ve been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of...

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

New Generation Indian Daughter-in-Law

New Generation Indian Daughter-in-Law  It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes.  The new wife (progressive Indian woman of today), was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.  As expected she gave a speech, "My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life OR your routine. "No, I will never do that, never in a million years."  "What...

Friday, December 9, 2011

NICE REPLY

NICE REPLY.. When Aishwarrya delivered a baby girl,The doctor welcomed the baby,"You will be amazed to know which family you are born in.Do you know who your Grandfather is?"The baby replied, "Yes, the greatest actor of Bollywood."The Doctor was shocked.Then he asked, "Do you know who your Mother is?"The baby replied, "One of the most beautiful ladies in the world. Miss World."The doctor then asked, "Do you know who your Father is?"The baby replied, "NO ID...

Wrong email id -- too good-fun

A man checked into a hotel.There was a computer in his room,So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address,and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile... Somewhere in Houston ,a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.The widow decided to check her e-mail,expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.After reading the first message, she fainted.The widow's son rushed into the room,found his mother on the floor,and saw the computer screen which read: ** ********* ********To:...

What should I do to marry a rich guy?

For all the Wall Streeters A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year.I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high.Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to...

Friday, December 2, 2011

Find Mistake

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