Monday, October 31, 2011

Libya & QADDAFI FACTS THAT CANT BE DENIED

1. There is no electricity bill in Libya; electricity is free for all its citizens. 2. There is no interest on loans, banks in Libya are state-owned and loans given to all its citizens at 0% interest by law. 3. Home considered a human right in Libya – Gaddafi vowed that his parents would not get a house until everyone in Libya had a home. Gaddafi’s father has died while him, his wife and his mother are still living in a tent. 4. All newlyweds in Libya receive...

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Tech Support Queries

Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?Customer: A white one................................Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my DVD out !!!Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?Customer: Yes, I'm sure it's really stuck.Tech Support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn't inserted it yet. It's still on my desk . . . sorry. Thank you................................Tech Support: Click on the 'MY COMPUTER' icon on theleft of the screen.Customer: Your...

Saturday, October 15, 2011

How to Kill a Lion according to MNC

Pranav Mittal Some important tips on Lion Hunt. How to Kill a Lion……………….. ☺(IT PERSON MUST SEE) Infosys Method 1. Hire a lion 2. Send him for training in Mysore and make him feel like the KING OF THE JUNGLE. 3. Make him take a ‘Generic Compree Exam’…………LION TURNS INTO CAT 4. Make him take a ‘Stream Compree Exam’………….CAT TURNS INTO A MOUSE 5. Send him into production which has nothing to do with what he was Trained for. 6. MOUSE RUNS HERE AND THERE FOR HELP!!! 7. Send him mails telling about mandatory certifications. 8. MOUSE COMMITS...

Monday, October 3, 2011

What Man and Women Should Know

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What happens If INR 1 INR = USD $ 100

What happens If INR 1 INR = USD $ 100Year : 2050 Place : IBM , USA (Two Americans Talking) Currency Conversion Rate : INR 1 Rs = USD $ 100 Alex: Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office? John: Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping. Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays it has become very strict. John: Yeah, but I managed to get it. Alex: How long it took to get it stamped? John: Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in front of me and they played with him like anything. That's why...

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Freedom

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Saturday, October 1, 2011

Family Planning Advice board

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