Dog for Sale

Whether you own a dog or not, you must  appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.   Read the sales pitch below!  Dog  For Sale    Free to good home.  Excellent guard dog.   Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more...

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A-Z Albhabets for Adults

A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now The Alphabet: A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac ? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line ! F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention. H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low, I is for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't...

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LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL

According to a news report, a certain private school in  Washington was recently faced with a unique problem... A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to...

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Million Dolar Question

A contestant, Sally, on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire?' had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000.   If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money. And as she suspected the Million Dollar Question was no pushover.   It was, 'Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds?   Is it:  A)...

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IPL 2011 Schedule

DateLocal/ISTNo.Match DetailsVenue 8-Apr-1120:001stChennai Super Kings vs Kolkata Knight Riders, 1st IPLChennai 9-Apr-1116:002ndDeccan Chargers vs Rajasthan Royals, 2nd IPLHyderabad 9-Apr-1120:003rdKochi Tuskers Kerala vs Royal Challengers Bangalore, 3rd IPLKochi 10-Apr-1116:004thDelhi Daredevils vs Mumbai Indians, 4th IPLDelhi 10-Apr-1120:005thPune Warriors vs Kings XI Punjab, 5th IPLNavi Mumbai 11-Apr-1120:006thKolkata Knight Riders vs Deccan Chargers, 6th IPLKolkata 12-Apr-1116:007thRajasthan Royals vs...

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