Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Never Lie to your Mom
A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner…who lives with a girl roommateAnjali.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, Kumar volunteered, ‘I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,Anjali and I are just roommates.’
About a week later,Anjali came to Kumar saying, ‘Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?’ Kumar said: “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.’ So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother,
I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the chutney jar from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read,
Dear Son:
I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Anjali, and I’m not saying that you do not’ sleep with Anjali. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under the pillow…
Love,
Mom.
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
BEING HAPPY IN LIFE :) :)
ONE.Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO.Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, t heir conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE.Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR.When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE.When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
SIX.Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN.Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT.Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE.Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN...In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN.Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE.Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN ..When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN.Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN.Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze..
SIXTEEN.When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN.Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN.Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN.When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.