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Tuesday, June 29, 2010
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Interesting New Alphabets
ShareNew AlphabetsA is for apple, and B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, but let's be a bit more realistic instead.Now The New Alphabet:A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with...
Thursday, June 17, 2010
H2O: Dangerous Chemical!
ShareH2O: Dangerous Chemical!A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide." And for plenty of good reasons, since: it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting it is a major component in acid rain ...
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
INSTALLING HUSBAND
ShareINSTALLING HUSBAND A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5..0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs,...
Roles in Heaven
Share Brahma Systems Installation Vishnu Systems Administration & Support Lakshmi Finance and Accounts consultant Saraswati Training and Knowledge Management Shiva DBA (Crash Specialist) Ganesh Quality Assuarance & Documentation Narada Data transfer Yama Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant Chitragupta IDP & Personal Records Apsaras Downloadable Viruses Devas Mainframe Programmers Surya Solaris Administrator Rakshasas In house Hackers Ravan Internet Explorer WWWF Kumbhakarnan Zombie...
Monday, June 7, 2010
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Everyone Ask Me Why I Smoke So Much
ShareEvery One Ask Why I smoke too much ..... I was not like this before...... I Was Iike This Until I saw girlI like her soo much that i told lots of truth and lies to her.....example "u r soooo cute"....I promised her a lot....I gave costly gifts on 14th feb like this....I gave her a shock like this when she acepted my proposal.. I used to talk her and do this at office...Whenever I go out with my girlfriend my friends used to give me this look......Then I used to give him pose like this......At...
