Just for Enjoyment

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Punishment to Teacher from A Judge

9:55 AM kk No comments

A lady broke a signal and was presented in front of the judge.
Lady: Your honor please let me go,
I am a school teacher,
I am getting late for my class.
Judge: Aahaa !! so you are a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
Now Write Down
“I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT”
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET YOU.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

THANK GOD.........WE R NOT IN MBBS.........

11:07 AM kk No comments

1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class.

They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.

The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor.

The 1st is that
‘NEVER BE DISGUSTED FOR ANYTHING ABOUT BODY’
For e.g.
He inserted his finger in dog’s mouth & on drawing back tasted it in his own mouth.

Then he said them to do the same.

The students hesitated for several minutes.

But eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog’s mouth & then tasted it.