Sunday, November 27, 2011

You all know KBC is Good Business.

But have you ever pondered...
How Good....????

Any guesses? Let's see...

Airtel is charging Rs.6/- per SMS sent for this contest.

Assuming there are only 100 entries from say 10 cities of some 20
districts and 20 states...

6(Rs/SMS) x 100(entries) x 10(cities) x 20(districts) x 20(states) =
6x 100 x 10 x 20 x 20 = Rs.24,00,000

24 lakhs in 20 minutes. (People trying for the 2 lakhs cash prize)

Imagine what if 1000 entries try out from 100 cities?

The figure simply grows by 2 more zeroes and yields a whopping 24 Crores!!!!

And it does not stop there...

In practice it could be another multiple of 100 or a multiple of 1000 on an average.

In that case it is 24 x 100crores earnings in just 20 minutes on every episode!!!

And the prize money: A mere 2 crore..(and from whose pocket?)

Smart Business By Siddharth Basu!

And the best part of this calculation is just the SMS earning!!

What about the Ad money?

A rough annual profit calculation goes like this:

2400 x 5 x 4) (episode/month) x 12 = 5,76,000 crores.

Let even 50% get dissolved in taxes and other payments, still you will be left with (which includes even the meagre 480 crores of prize money i.e.if every episode bags 2 crore prize)!

2,88,000-crores profit !!! (only from SMS)

Simple Question: "KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI"

and your options are---

A) SONY TV

B) AIRTEL

C) AMITABH BACHAN

D) SIDDHARTH BASU

Computerji iska jawab bataiye....

Ans: All FOUR..!!!!

PS: Now you know why AB gets all emotional when the episodes end...........

Monday, November 21, 2011

Girls think too much in such a short span of time


Friday, November 18, 2011

How To Prevent Cheating in exam




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Thursday, November 17, 2011

Types of BRA

Q: Which is the striped BRA? zeBRA

Q: Poisonous BRA? coBRA



Q: Mathematical BRA? algeBRA

Q: Zodiacal BRA? liBRA

Q: Magical BRA? aBRAkadaBRA

Q: Religious BRA? BRAhmin! BRAhma!

Q: Metallic bra? BRAss

Q: Anjelina Jolie's Bra? BRAd pit...

Q: Botany BRA? BRAnch

Q: Marketing BRA? BRAnd!

Q: puctuation bra? BRAcket

Q: Scary bra? GhaBRAahat!!!!

Q: A room where BRA's are kept? LiBRAry

Q: Bra which became the American President and inspired the whole world? ABRAham Lincoln!

Q: Which bra is very important for any vehicle? BRAke

Q: Brave Bra - BRAvado

Q: Donkeys language? BRAying

Q: Where do naughty thoughts originate? BRAin


AND U THOUGHT ONLY WOMEN USE A BRA ???

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Shortest Story Containing religion, sexuality and mystery





Love Before and After





Reality Of Fear





Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Christmas Wallpaper Free

Snow man snow child

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Golden Christmas balls on red Background wallpaper

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Monday, November 14, 2011

THIS IS CALLED "DEADLOCK"condirion




From
To
Message
Boss
Secretary
For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.
Secretary
Husband
For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband
Secret lover
My wife is going abroad for a week, so let’s spend the week together.
Secret lover
Small boy (whom she is giving private tuition)
I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.
Small boy
Grand-father
Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Let’s spend the week together.
Grandpa (the 1st boss ;) )
Secretary
This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.
Secretary
Husband
This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.
Husband
Secret lover
We cannot spend this week together; my wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover
Small boy
This week we will have class as usual.
Small boy
Grandfather
Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.
Grandfather
Secretary
Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.

Friday, November 11, 2011

My Breakfast- Post marriage

First year
2nd  year
3rd year
4th year
5 th year
After 10 year
After 20 year
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After 25 year
How Long would you say You were Married ?

ABCDEFG VS GFEDCBA




Lakme Beauty Studio





Angry Bird




Protection From Rain




Effect of studies on students




Made In China ~MUST SEE




United States Of Scary Things




Thursday, November 10, 2011

Top 10 Lies of Girls



Student Loan is Like Justin Biber




Location of Waiter Every time I visit a restaurant

Where To Post Your Status





Engineers Clock




Amazing Interview



One mind blowing interview

Interviewer : Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology.

Interviewer : BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!

Candidate : Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it ..

What happened is – due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him ‘baap’) – “I can not invest so much of money”.(The baap actually said – “I will never waste so much of money on you”). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name – BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya

Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering.

Candidate : Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.

Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.

Candidate: Oh, is it ? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot.. I think they should ban it .

Interviewer : Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.

Candidate : No, no… I am talking about Exams!!

Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?

Candidate : Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it . In fact, when I flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus
corporation in Maharashtra ) through some relative.

Interviewer : Do you have any plans of higher study?

Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing ‘lower’ education it self was so much of pain!!

Interviewer : Let’s talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you worked?

Candidate : Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current platforms. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)

Interviewer : And which languages have you used?

Candidate : Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages.

Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?

Candidate : It is a common sense – C comes after B. So VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up w it h a new language VD!

Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?

Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it . But I guess, this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.

Interviewer : What is your general project experience?

Candidate : My general experience about projects is – most of the times they are in pipeline!

Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?
Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata Info Tech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows.

Interviewer : Do you have any project management experience?

Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn’t be difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And very important – I know few words like – ‘Showstoppers ‘ , ‘hot fixes’, ‘SEI-CMM’, ‘quality’, ‘version control’, ‘deadlines’ , ‘Customer Satisfaction’ etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!

Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?

Candidate : Not much.
1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand..
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress Code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.
6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US, Australia and Europe. But considering the fact that there are Olympics coming up in China in the current year, I don’t mind going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and don’t have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?

Interviewer : he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to INFOSYS.

The fellow was appointed in a newly created section ‘Stress Management’ in the HRD of Infosys.

Fantasy Vs Reality



Life of Engineers




Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Every Morning Story


Nothing in this world is Better Than a Monther


Emotions of a husband


Unspoken Communication


Any Complain Press here


Monday, November 7, 2011

English is A Crazy Language


What School Really Prepares You for


Global Warming


Friday, November 4, 2011

Love Story Of PhD Student




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