Thursday, August 25, 2011

TRUCK PAINTERS...Simply Gr8


Here are the 8 pictures of European trucks whose trailers are decorated to look like the sides are missing and the products they are hauling are painted on the sides and back.


The first one is of a bottle of beer and looks so real, like it is coming out the side of the trailer.




The second is of a canvas tote bag.




The third is of Pepsi cases and they are all stacked on the ceiling, and the bottom of the trailer is empty.



The fourth is of another truck with the windshield facing the back, a driver painted in the driver's seat looking back over his shoulder to appear like he is driving backwards. (Now this one is just plain scary, even when the German reads 'On the wrong way?')...



The fifth one is of an aquarium with fish swimming in it.



The sixth one is of a bookshelf with books lined up in it and a post-it-note with an advertisement on it, probably for the company that sells the books.



The seventh one is for Pringles-Hot & Spicy. The 'inside' of the trailer has the appearance of having been through a fire.



& The Last One
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Best bus paint job Ever!

Love Letter by a Marketing Professional


IF U CROSS THE BORDER ILLEGALLY


IF U CROSS THE BORDER ILLEGALLY.............





If you cross the   " The North Korean "   border illegally,  you get .....
12 years hard labour in an isolated prison .....

If you cross the   " Iranian "    border illegally,  you get ..... detained
indefinitely .....
If you cross the   " Afghan "   border illegally,  you get ..... shot .....

If you cross the   " Saudi Arabian "   border illegally,  you get .....
jailed .....
If you cross the   " Chinese "   border illegally,  you get ..... kidnapped
and may be never heard of - again .....

If you cross the   " Venezuelan "   border illegally,  you get ..... branded
as a spy and your fate sealed .....

If you cross the   " Cuban "   border illegally,  you get ..... thrown into
a political prison to rot .....

If you cross the   " British "   border illegally,  you get ..... arrested,
prosecuted, sent to prison and be deported after serving your sentence .....

Now ..... if  anybody  cross  our  " Indian "   border illegally,  they can
get .....

1.   A ration card

2.   A passport  ( even more than one )

3.   A driver's licence

4.   A voter identity card

5.   Credit cards

6.   A Haj subsidy

7.   Job reservation

8.   Special privilages for minorities

9.   Government housing on subsidized rent

10. Loan to buy a house

11. Free education

12. Free health care

13. A lobbyist in New Delhi,  with a bunch of media morons and a bigger
bunch of human rights activists promoting your   " cause "

14. The right to talk about secularism,  which I have not heard about in
your own country  !

15. And of-course ..... voting rights to elect corrupt politicians who will
promote your community for their selfish interest in securing your votes
!!!
       Hats off   ..... to the .....
  A.   Corrupt and communal Indian politicians

B.   The inefficient and corrupt Indian police force

C.   The silly pseudo-secularists in India,  who promote traitors staying
here

D.   The amazingly lenient Indian courts and legal system

E.   The selfish Indian citizens,  who are not bothered about the dangers to
their own country

F.   The illogically brainless human-rights activists,  who think that
terrorists deserve to be dealt with by archaic laws meant for an era,  when
human beings were human beings.
THE MINIMUM YOU CAN   FORWARD THIS TO ALL


   True Indian citizen

Wedding SQL Query

Wedding Query........ ........ (SQL Style)   

HUSBAND
S QUERY 

CREATE PROCEDURE 
MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )

AS 
BEGIN


SELECT 
Bride FROM india_ Brides 
WHERE 
FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' 

AND 
Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed' 
AND 
BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null 

AND 
Sisters =Full 


SELECT 
Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance 

FROM 
FatherInLaw 

UPDATE 
MyBankAccout 

SET 
MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal 


UPDATE 
MyLocker 

SET 
MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold 

INSERT INTO 
MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW') 
END
GO 





Then the wife writes the below query:
 

DROP 
HUSBAND; 
Commit;

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Impact Of Website Speed on Business






10 Years Ago and NOW !!


Mozilla vs Chrome Vs Explorer


The Fantasy World Map


Sunday, August 21, 2011

It happens only in India


How Spikes came as STYLE


How Spikes came as STYLE ???
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Never Lie to a Woman

A man called home to his wife and said, " 
Honey
 I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada
 
with my boss & several of his Friends

We'll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting,
 
so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box,
we're Leaving >From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"
Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. "

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is,
did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.
 
But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?" 


You'll love the answer...
 

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box ..." 
Click Me
Never Lie To A Woman...!!!

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Soup Of The Day


Punishment to Teacher from A Judge


A lady broke a signal and was presented in front of the judge.
Lady: Your honor please let me go,
I am a school teacher,
I am getting late for my class.
Judge: Aahaa !! so you are a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
Now Write Down
I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET YOU.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Black Money in SWISS Bank


Thursday, August 4, 2011

THANK GOD.........WE R NOT IN MBBS.........




1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class.

They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.

The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor.
The 1st is that
‘NEVER BE DISGUSTED FOR ANYTHING ABOUT BODY’
For e.g.
He inserted his finger in dog’s mouth & on drawing back tasted it in his own mouth.

Then he said them to do the same.


The students hesitated for several minutes.


But eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog’s mouth & then tasted it.


When everyone finished,

the Professor looked at them and said:

The most important 2nd quality is 
OBSERVATION,

I inserted my Middle finger but tasted the Index finger.


Now learn to pay attention………


Ha ha ha ha ha……















Amazing Train Rout








Finally

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