Monday, August 30, 2010

A Train passes over Russian Girl

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Fake IPL Player finally reveals identity

For the first time since his blogs created a huge stir in the world of Indian Premier League, the controversial 'fake IPL player' revealed himself on Times Now on Saturday.

Anupam Mukherji, the fake IPL player, who revealed himself on Times Now says that the blog was 'a figment of imagination' and was an inspiration from a fake blog on Steve Jobs.

Speaking to Times Now, Anupam added that cricket was always his passion and that he never imagined that his idea would create such a huge media speculation.

He added, "The entire speculation was created by the media. The stories that I wrote, the nicknames I provided etc were all based on my imagination and research on the Kolkata Knight Riders. Everyone was made to believe that it was an insider. In fact, I had conducted a poll as well in the middle where I asked the readers whom they thought the fake IPL player was and maximum votes were given to the option of none of the above. This certainly showed that everyone had their own idea of the fake IPL player."

Anupam Mukherji is the face that fooled a millions with his predictions and insider stories. He was the mind that tricked the readers to believe everything he wrote about the Indian Premier League in its second edition, which was held in South Africa. Considered as one of the biggest hoax in Indian cricket, Anupam confessed to 'being the fake IPL player'.

He added, "I don't think something like this will happen in the near future. I also don't see myself getting into trouble for the fake IPL blog. It was just a blog, where we post our personal thoughts. The entire hoax of the fake IPL player is now definitely in my past."

fore more information visit http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/iplarticleshow/6452017.cms

Friday, August 27, 2010

The ADDICTION

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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Will Work For Food

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Mistake

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Celebs Photoshopped

Photoshopped Celebrity Photos

There is no doubt that retouching a photo of a celebrity will make them much more attractive. As the photos in this post show, many celebrities are not as perfect as we would like to believe and Photoshop can defiantly improve their looks.


Penelope Cruz

Charlize Theron


Lindsay Lohan


George Clooney


Britney Spears


Scarlet Johanson


Megan Fox


Ashlee Simpson


Adriana Lima

Tomato Story


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Tomato Story

A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.

The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'.

'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.'

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours,
he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times,
and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US ...
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied,'I don't have an email.'
The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'

Moral of the story


Moral 1
Internet is not the solution to your life.

Moral 2
If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

Moral 3
If you received this message by email,
you are closer to being a office boy/girl,than a millionaire..........

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Proof Reading

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

North Indian Wife Vs South Indian Wife

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* WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE *



1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.

2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.

3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt becauseof the number of times you had to take her out to movies, theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.

4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji,aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholesterol or chronic gas disorder.

5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill.

6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her grey hair.

7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching “Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu thi” that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.

8. You are a very “Especial” person to her.

9. She always thought that Madrasis a state and covers the whole of south Indiauntil she met you.

10. When she says she is going to “work out” she means she is going to Ć¢EURoewalk out”

11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town.



* WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as WIFE *



1. Her mother looks down at you because you didn’t study in IIT or Madras/AnnaUniversity.

2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with .. I say…”

3. She shudders if you use four letter words.

4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil from her hair.)

5. She uses the word ‘Super’ as her only superlative.

6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.

7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra)

8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is for the dog or for herself.

9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk sarees in the Madrasheat without looking too uncomfortable while you are melting in your singlet.

10. Her favorite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.

11. Her favorite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for ‘conversation’)

12. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on.

1 3. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it.

14. Her Mangal Sutra weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.

15. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you.

" No one realizes the beauty of love, until you're caught in it."

Monday, August 2, 2010

Take Only One Kisssss

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